This 'stache is of the Fu-Manchu variety which "auto-magically" yields the power to intimidate upon sight. The thickness and density show dedication and resilience. This particular formation of the Fu-Manchu however, is also quite symbolic to the game of hockey. The handlebars are a representation of the goal, which is the case for almost any Fu-Manchu in the game of hockey, but this one is unique by implying a goal. The simple addition of the soul patch completes the effect Brown was going for: if you see this 'stache, I just scored. Renamed: The Goal-Manchu.