This seems so very, very obvious, so many of you that travel in hockey circles may have heard it already. But I hadn't heard it until last night (thanks, Eric) and I just had to share:
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll ya' have?"
Guy says, "Give me an Ovechkin."
Bartenders says, "You got me. What's an Ovechkin?"
Guy says, "Ovechkin: A white russian without the Cup."