Sunday, January 3, 2010
Bruins Sign...Oh, What's His Name...
Miro Satan got signed by the Bruins yesterday, presumably to increase the average age of the team.
Actually, the signing makes plenty of sense. Satan plays left wing, sewing up a gaping hole left by the injury to Milan Lucic and the poor play of the left wing cocktail that is Blake Wheeler, Daniel Paille, Steve Begin, and Shawn Thornton. Wow, after typing that, I'm surprised it took them so long. In the end, though, who wouldn't want a guy with 354 career goals and a couple years left in the tank?
Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to use a clever graphic.